what the hell is with mcdonalds.
daniella just got fired.
for taking obscene amount of free manager food after she clocks out.
everyone is getting fired.

im kinda scared. i take shit everyday. except there is no proof.
and minors are not allowed to work the drive thru register anymore.
i dont know why. but we cant.  so im stuck up front.
i dont like to see the customers. it makes me want to punch them.

im getting a new phone soon. two hundred is ridiculous. but i think i deserve it.

there was just a fight at the park.
thirty people. literally. 
around two kids.
kicking them.  
guess who called the cops.
MOMMY!

kelvin came to my door.
asking if brandon was here.
apparrently some kids ran in this general direction.
i love where i live.

i meet the creepiest people in the drive through.
one guy said i had a beatiful voice.
i studder and kinda sound like a man.
one guy tried to put change in my front pocket.
there is no pocket.
its just a slit.
not real.
mickey d's is too cheap to put a REAL pocket.
but he copped a feel.

im sticking to the front counter from now on.

and i got yelled at by some creepy lady on friday night.
she was foreign. i could have SWORN she said milk.
not meal.
i can take her.

i am optimus becca. 

my mother/joshwa. officially think. 
that i am not cool enough to drink/do drugs.
i dont know if i should be excited. or insulted.

i finally watched the new americas next top model.
i liked janet.
she looks like a cute little fairy.
like...TINK.  except edgier.

and i have started to watch i love new york.
and i DO LOVE new york.

midget mac aint got nothing on me.

i need a life.

and not in a bad way. but.
lauren. and one of the three minoritys.
how?
i got more flava then she does.

so i have become obsessed with two shows.
americas next top model.
and gossip girl.

gossip girl is way too dramatic. but it is like heroin.

americas next top model. is the most ridiculous show ever. victoria is a bitch.
good thing you were a cactus. your a little bit prickly. bitchhhhh.

why are men never americas next top model?
and im not gonna lie.
i would pay some good money to see a little person try out for antm.

and by the way. myspace is the most irritating thing ever invented by men.
apparently some guy at work got fired.
so i decided to stalk his myspace to ask him. cause im a fag.
and his page is private.
you have to know his last name and/or email to add him.
and to message him to have to be his friend.
who the HELL needs that much like. security. for myspace.

joel. thats who.